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ANDY HITS GOLD JACKPOT AT PARALYMPICS

Andy's friend Lou excitedly told us of Andy's latest achievements, winning eight gold medals at the Paralympics!

"It started when I asked Andy if he'd like to go to see Herby United playing football, 'cos he likes football"
"I wanna go Paralympics"
"But you always say, that although the Paralympics is an amazing inspiration for all disabled people it also reminds you of the time before you were less abled"
"Yeah, I know"
"So, wouldn't you rather go to the football?"
"I wanna go Paralympics"

"Well, I managed to get the airfares together somehow to get to Greece and off we flew to the Paralympics. I went off to get Andy an ice-cream and when I came back he had all these medals that he'd won!
I couldn't believe he had all this hidden talent and was quite surprised by some of the events on his medals and think there probably must have been a mix-up somewhere along the line"